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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5656 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 854985 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 1547 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 160 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.