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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 359 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 433 | New Chunks Explored: | 482718 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 66 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking potato named Spudrick. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.
So why wait? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.