2 Years Breaks Up Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, breaks, Breakup, Cheating, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, Deception, emotional manipulation, forgiveness, Gender Roles, HEARTBREAK, International relationships, JOKE, Lies, love, Minecraft, reconciliation, relationship, smp, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Years

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Runes Activated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4277	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being banned from servers for ridiculous reasons like accidentally breaking a block or saying “lol” too many times in chat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos as we navigate through the treacherous waters of friendship and betrayal. Rumor has it that our admin once broke up with a player for two whole years over a joke, only to come back like nothing happened. And don’t even get us started on the love triangles and quadrangles that happen on the daily.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its insane competitions where players have to prove their worth in challenges like building the tallest tower out of nothing but dirt blocks or racing pigs through obstacle courses. Can women in your country compete with ours? Join us and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Moo, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, tcgia, tsunderia, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine building with your favorite Phase Connect characters like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and more!

It’s like a virtual idol concert, but in Minecraft! Get ready to rock out with Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko!

Plus, there are Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima from Ex-Tsunderia, and Kawaii from Kawaii! It’s a whole virtual world of fun and craziness!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this epic Minecraft server inspired by /pcgia/! It’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Not4MeMC SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, aspirations vs reality, Career Change, career exploration, career goals, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, goals, interests, life choices, Life decisions, Not4MeMC, Passion, personal development, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	141
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like no other, my dudes.

Join our server for the chance to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you heard me. Llama whisperer. These majestic creatures will only respond to your commands if you can speak their language. And trust me, it’s a language only the truest of gamers can master.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that. Armored pigs, armed with diamond swords, charging into battle like the noble steeds they are. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Glowstone dance floor, zombie DJs, and all the rotten flesh you can eat. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

OldManCraft

aging, Change in priorities, critical thinking, cynical, disillusionment, emotional intelligence, Experience, growing up, jaded, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, OldManCraft, personal growth, perspective, Realism, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, skepticism, unimpressed, wisdom

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	151	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Rumor has it that if you can ride the coaster without screaming, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server

aid, arms deal, arms sales, arms transfer, biden, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, foreign policy, government assistance, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, political news, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US, WeaponizedCraft, weapons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	189
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyCrashLand

accident, Aliyev, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCrashLand, crisis management., Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political leaders, putin, russia, Tragedy, tragic incident

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8115
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is apologizing for not being able to play on it! can you believe it? like, he was flying on his private plane and accidentally crashed into a bunch of blocks on our server, and he was like, “my bad, bro, that was a tragic incident.” but then he was like, “yo, aliyez, you gotta check out this server, it’s so dope!” so now aliyez is playing with us too, and it’s just chaos and fun all around. come join us and maybe you’ll crash your plane too, but in a totally cool way.

Brain Block Builders

age, BLOCK, Brain, brain development, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, brain volume, Builders, cerebellar regions, cognition ability, cognitive decline, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, education, INEQUALITY, Memory, neural connections, neurological effects, sex, social disparities, socioeconomic status, temporo-posterior

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

What is the IP for Clix Minecraft Server?

chapter 1, chapter 1 og, Chapter 1: Season 1, chapter 2, chapter 2 reaction, chapter 6, Chapter One, Clix, clix fortnite, first win, fn, fortnite, fortnite up, fortnite update, Minecraft, new chapter, new fortnite season, new fortnite update, new season, new update, og, og chapter 1, OG FN, og fortnite, og season, Season, season 1, Server, update, WIN

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Zombie Dances:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Clix is a professional esports player and Twitch streamer known for his skills in games such as Fortnite. With an impressive competitive track record and a large following on social media, Clix has established himself as one of the top players in the industry. His dedication to gaming and entertaining content has earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a rising star in the esports world.

Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

1.21.2, broken monitor, broken monitor gay men, broken monitor gay men visuals, broken monitor visuals, broken monitor visuals gay men, Gay Men, gay men broken monitor visuals, gay men monitor, gay men monitor visuals, gay men visuals, gay men visuals broken monitor, gay men visuals monitor, gay men visuals monitor broken, monitor, monitor gay men visuals, Visuals, visuals gay men broken monitor, visuals monitor, visuals monitor gay men, vivid, worlds

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Zombie Dances:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Alien Abductions:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Votes:	2887
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	2712
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2586	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	478
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Dragons Tamed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!