1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP

pokemon franchise, pokemon obsession, favorite Pokémon, pokemon trivia questions, smp

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

Anime Sex Scene Land 1.20

taboo, boundary-pushing, animation, societal expectations, Sex scene

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the anime of Minecraft servers. We’re all about that spicy life, you know what I mean? We believe that every block should have a sex scene. Yeah, you heard me right. We’re all about adding that extra flavor to your gaming experience. Plus, we’re on a mission to make sure Japanese players get their fair share of action too. So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push boundaries and spice things up, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join us now and let’s make Minecraft sexy again!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

first crushes, Innocence, favorite toys, ChildhoodNostalgiaMC, playground adventures

OMG GUYS, if you join this Minecraft server, you can relive your childhood memories like never before! Remember when you used to play with your imaginary friends? Well, now you can play with real people who are just as weird as you!

We have epic battles with giant chickens, flying pigs, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the cookies and diamonds.

Join now and you’ll get a free pet unicorn that poops out diamonds every hour! Plus, every Friday we have a dance party at the top of the tallest mountain where we all wear ridiculous costumes and do the chicken dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the most insane Minecraft server ever and let’s make some crazy memories together!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyCheatDetector

relationship problems, relationship, BETRAYAL, signs of cheating, secretiveness

Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in relationships? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about cheating again! Our server is like a relationship detector, except instead of catching cheaters, we catch players using hacks and mods! Trust us, you’ll never have to deal with a cheating player again because we have the best anti-cheat system in the Minecraft universe. So come join us and say goodbye to cheaters for good!

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New Server IP
CraftyPolishAssist

solidarity, political response, eastern europe, Support, european union

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we help ukraine if slovakia stops electricity like wut even is dat? we got ukraine and slovakia drama up in here but dont worry we got poland to save the day in minecraft lol. join now for the most insane geopolitical minecraft experience ever! we got power struggles, alliances, and maybe even a little bit of peace treaties if u lucky. come build ur own power grid and see if u can keep the lights on when poland comes to the rescue. its gonna be lit, literally. join now!

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New Server IP

Turtlecraft Season Five

texture pack, smp, baseball, Minecraft, Trouble-makers

Turtlecraft Server Overview

SEASON FIVE IS LIVE! Join us and be part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Reveal Trailer: Here

Discord Server: Join

Season Five Bluemap: Here

Features Offered:
A plugin to claim your land and prevent spam/griefing!
Enhanced crafting data packs (like better stonecutter recipes, craftable invisible item frames, etc.)
A team of admins to monitor player activity and answer questions
A 10,000 x 10,000 block map pre-rendered with Bluemap
DiscordSRV Integration for staying connected with players
Optional custom resource pack for polished textures
An efficient system for handling trouble-makers

Come join us and explore the world of Turtlecraft Season 5!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I claim my land on the server?

Answer: You can use our plugin designed for claiming land to prevent spam and griefing.

2. Is the resource pack required to play on the server?

Answer: No, the resource pack is optional, but it enhances the visual experience by fixing textures.

3. How large is the map in Season 5?

Answer: The map size is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks, pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation.

1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP

Anime Sex Scene Land 1.20

ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

CraftyCheatDetector

CraftyPolishAssist