1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP

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New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is located in the mystical land of Cuntopia, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players have to battle it out using only their favorite Pokemon as weapons. Can you imagine the chaos of a Charizard vs Blastoise showdown in the middle of a diamond mine? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your diamonds when you least expect it.

CreeperCousinsBabysit

Empathy, CreeperCousinsBabysit, holidays, family dynamics, generational differences

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and survive without any crazy grandmas accusing you of stealing their grandchildren? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can babysit virtual baby zombies instead of dealing with real-life family drama. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even tame a virtual grandma who will never accuse you of anything!

Forget splitting half days and dealing with guilt trips – on our server, you can spend all the time you want with your cousins without any interference. Plus, we have special events like “Grandma vs. Babysitter” PvP battles and “Steal the Grandchildren” mini-games.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandma who appreciates your babysitting skills and rewards you with virtual cookies!

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KindCraft: Kindness is Key

small act, Random act of kindness, Gratitude, uplifting moment, kindness is powerful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our community is filled with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or even throw a surprise party for your virtual birthday!

One time, a player on our server was feeling down after losing all their diamonds in a mining accident. But instead of wallowing in despair, our community came together to organize a diamond hunt that led to a secret treasure trove filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. It was like a Minecraft version of a heist movie, complete with dramatic music and epic chase scenes!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare to have your day completely changed in the most unexpected and delightful ways!

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New Server IP
CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server

health warning, outbreak alert, outbreak response, health emergency, cambodia

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this cray cray server that’s hotter than a potato in a volcano? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Cambodia is issuing a health alert on it! That’s right, they’re saying it’s like a flu and Covid-19 combined, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of battling hMPV outbreaks while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive the outbreak, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in town! Let’s get this party started, baby!

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New Server IP
CraftyWars: PeaceQuest

Peacebuilding, Diplomacy, political stability, CraftyWars, Polish president

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build peace in ukraine with blocks! polish president is our main builder and he says we gotta end the war with just peace! come help us build a world where everyone is friends and no more fighting, just building! we got crazy events like block building competitions and peace rallies. join now and be a part of the most epic peace movement in minecraft history!

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New Server IP
Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3

Slater, Tyler, Tracklist, Campfire, lone

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crazy party with wolves, cowboys, and awkward moments galore.

We got domo23 and slater throwing the wildest parties, and even Colossus makes an appearance to shake things up.

Forget about reality, join the chaos with partyisntover, campfires, and bimmers everywhere.

IFHY if you’re not on this server, where pigs roam free in parking lots and everything is rusty and trashwang.

Treehome95 is where it’s at, with tamales cooking and a lone adventurer seeking treasure.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let’s get weird together!

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New Server IP

1) Your Cunt Minecraft SMP

CreeperCousinsBabysit

KindCraft: Kindness is Key

CambodiaCraft: Health Alert Minecraft Server

CraftyWars: PeaceQuest

Wolf Tracklist Tyler 1.21.3