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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8512 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 749 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
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