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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1583 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4289 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
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