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| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 941 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 255 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 419 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7448 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
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| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 239 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
