| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But beware, fairies can be mischievous little buggers. One minute they’re giving you diamonds, the next they’re turning your house into a giant mushroom. It’s all part of the fun!
Join us for some epic Hunger Games battles, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of fairy dust (not responsible for any side effects, like sudden urge to break out into song and dance).
Check out our YouTube channel for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits you. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fairy games begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Forget about waiting for those disappointing games, come join us and create your own alternate history where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly neighbors. Plus, our random country picker will assign you a unique starting point that will have you laughing and crying (mostly laughing) as you navigate through the chaos of our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build an empire that even Paradox Interactive would envy! (Disclaimer: We are not affiliated with Paradox Interactive, but we do have a lot of fun)
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9410 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing suits and ties. Yes, you read that right. These llamas are our office managers, and they run a tight ship (or should I say, stable?).
But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that lead to epic loot. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted stapler hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual office building. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for a hilariously chaotic adventure? Come on down to our server and let the shenanigans begin!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land on their trusty steeds, ready to protect our server from any griefers or trolls. Join us and become a part of this elite group, riding into battle on your very own llama mount.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of emeralds buried deep within the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Remember, on our server, the only way is up…unless you’re buying the dip, of course!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
The main theme of the server is Magic, you find yourself in a magical world, where you will be taught magic and sorcery, after which you will be sent to explore a huge magical world. Invite your friends, download your favorite shaders and discover your own magical world on the Magistica server!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us and witness the epic battles between good woke slop games that will have you feeling like a Minecraft champion, and bad woke slop games that will make you question why you ever downloaded the game in the first place.
But beware, only the most daring and courageous players will succeed in our crazy world of chaos and mayhem. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures inspired by your favorite anime series. Imagine Sakura and her rival battling it out in the world of Minecraft, with love triangles and magical powers galore!
Not to mention, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Tokyo Mew Mew poster in one of our dungeons!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the anime madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their distinct styles to create visually stunning and thought-provoking works of art. Their work is characterized by vibrant colors, intricate details, and a touch of whimsy. Follow along as Doodle and Arkey continue to push the boundaries of creativity and inspire others with their captivating creations.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
