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| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 126 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 104 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 725 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 13 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 1136 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2063 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 108 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 84 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
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| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2461 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 230130 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6511 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
