| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Last time I saw this much drama in a Minecraft server was when Steve accidentally blew up the entire spawn with a stack of TNT. But hey, who needs spawn anyway when you can build your base in the Nether and ride around on a pig named Gerald?
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone, and more backstabbing than a game of UHC. So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into the craziest Minecraft experience of your life, then join us on our server today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 27 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Join us and experience the joys of Minecraft parenthood as you raise little blocky babies and watch them grow into strong, independent pixels. But beware, just like in real life, your kids might rebel and start their own creeper cult or become zombie hunters.
We also have a special feature where you can attend Minecraft PTA meetings and discuss important issues like how many diamonds should be in the school lunch program or whether to ban enchanted swords on the playground.
So come join our server and start your Minecraft family today! Who knows, you might even become the next blocky version of the Kardashians.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But be careful, forest fires are not just a rare occurrence here, they are a way of life. You’ll have to dodge flames while building your epic base, adding a whole new level of challenge to your Minecraft experience. And don’t even get us started on the dangers of friction – one wrong move and you could end up in a lava pit faster than you can say “ouch!”
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that not only questions the mysteries of pain receptors, but also embraces the chaos of living on the edge of danger at all times? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world.
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Explore the Twitch streams of Fallenshadow, where she showcases her ASMR skills and takes you on a journey through the Ribbon Cage. Don’t forget to check out her VODs and hilarious clips on YouTube.
But beware, there are some shady characters lurking around, like Nise Menhera and Otis. Keep an eye out for them on Twitter, but be careful, their accounts may be dead!
Join us on this insane adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Ignore the trolls, report the haters, and most importantly, beware of the divorcees. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).
But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Hunt down this elusive creature and become the wealthiest player on the server in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to pump some virtual iron, chase after diamond chickens, and have a blast with our hilarious and friendly community! Remember, on our server, gains are guaranteed – and so is a whole lot of fun!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also guarded by the fearsome Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Join our SMP and challenge the Ender Chicken for a chance to claim its legendary loot and become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most hilarious, outrageous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
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| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
? Welcome to the Cristalix server – your unique path to the world of exciting adventures in Minecraft! ?
The Cristalix server is not just a game world, it is a whole universe of possibilities! Start our exciting adventure at: start.playmc.su, and plunge into the unique atmosphere of a variety of mini-games, anarchy and more!
? **Maximum Mini-Game Variety:**
You will never be bored on the Cristalix server! We have the most diverse collection of mini-games to suit all your gaming tastes. From exciting PvP battles to mind-blowing adventures, we have it all! And this is just the beginning…
? **Anarchy for real Winners:**
Do you want complete freedom and no rules? Welcome to the world of anarchy on the Cristalix server! Here you decide how to play: build your own unique world, fight for resources, or simply enjoy freedom without restrictions. This is your world, your rules!
? **Demaster in Your World:**
On the Cristalix server you will have a unique opportunity to meet the popular YouTuber – Demaster! Fight alongside him, take part in his epic adventures, and maybe be the star of his next video. Your adventure is just beginning!
? **Lots of Interesting Things:**
There is always something new on the Cristalix server! Follow the updates, take part in events, compete for prizes and make new friends. We have no room for routine – only fun and adventure!
Don’t miss your chance to plunge into the world of Cristalix! Join us at start.playmc.su and become part of an amazing community where your adventures are just beginning! ??
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 921476 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
RFK and Trump are going at it like two rival villagers fighting over the last block of diamond ore. RFK is calling Trump a terrible President, claiming he hired the swamp instead of draining it, and even going as far as calling him a threat to democracy. But Trump isn’t backing down, calling RFK the dumbest Kennedy and a radical leftist.
But fear not, dear players, for all of this drama is quickly forgotten by our peanut gallery of players with memories shorter than a goldfish. So come join us on our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a character in our wild and wacky Minecraft soap opera!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3199 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Our community is so wild, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tamed a creeper and rode it into battle like a majestic steed.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that will make your eyes pop out of your head with its stunning graphics and make you laugh until you cry with its outrageous shenanigans. Come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Join us for epic quests and battles that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a Fire Emblem game. Our server is so fire, it’ll make you want to shout “Critical hit!” every time you take down a zombie.
Not convinced yet? Well, we have a secret emulation guide that will let you play Fire Emblem games within Minecraft. That’s right, you can play a game within a game! It’s like Inception, but with more swords and magic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero of your own Minecraft Fire Emblem adventure! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 8709 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
