| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrivedāgo figure!
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.
Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.
So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped insideātalk about a plot twist!
Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 492 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily complimentsāitās the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 484 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7156 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks itās a puppyāit even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 15429 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 398 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of teaāhow polite!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8725 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candyāitās now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.
Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portalāturns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!
So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted bookāit now helps with all reading-related quests.
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| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memoryāitās become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morningāitās the best way to start the day.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbreadāitās sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
