| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9542 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5482 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
The best server with vanilla survival, anarchy and mystics!
FEPLEX.GGMINE.RU
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 443 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 303 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 156 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1859 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
Extra Features: – Claims – Protect your land! – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players! – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!
play.beastsurvival.com:20014
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 829 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2947 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7482 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 616093 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.
By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!
So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9985 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 198 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3973 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 869 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.
With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9248 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 260 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3027 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 20 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7994 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7669 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 2866 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!
plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?
so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5933 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 9669 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!
Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6145 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 473 | Crops Grown: | 9941 |
Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!
play.minerage.fun:19132
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 423 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!
Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.
So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9039 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 597 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 391 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.
Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?
So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 2345 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 516427 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.
Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.
So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
