| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. It was a majestic sight to behold, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the spawn village. It was clucking madness!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature that only appears to those who are truly worthy. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Duck will be blessed with infinite diamonds for eternity. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, you’ll just have to join and see for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 7582 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3654 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?
If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.
But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 808 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.
We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.
So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2853 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.
Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).
So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4587 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 297 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 580 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
