IP: sakurape.ru
VK: @pesakura
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5950 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
We’ve got pager bombs that will blow your mind (literally) and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate PvP battles against Hezbollah fighters who are out for revenge (and maybe a little bit of loot).
So come on, don’t be a chicken like those Hezbollah fighters – join our server and show them who’s boss. Just watch out for those pager bombs, they’re no joke!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 113 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Picture this: a group of players riding pigs into battle against an army of creepers, all while wearing diamond armor made out of rainbow blocks. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, giant chicken statues that shoot fireballs, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most epic and hilarious adventures of your life!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 3252 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their Myopia was magically cured. Like, what even? It’s like a virtual eye doctor up in here! And get this, there are secret quests where you have to defeat evil eye doctors who are trying to make everyone wear glasses forever. It’s a battle for sight, man.
But that’s not all, oh no. This server is also home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to rainbow unicorns, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that sweetness?
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the wackiness begin! Your eyes will thank you, and your imagination will run wild. Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Enchantments Applied: | 113 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server to see if you can outsmart the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and earn his favor. Rumor has it that those who befriend him are granted special powers and abilities, like the ability to turn into a chicken at will or summon a herd of explosive pigs.
But beware, the Ghost of Yotei protagonist is known to have a mischievous side. He might lead you on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava traps or challenge you to a dance-off in the middle of a creeper-infested forest.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to befriend the Ghost of Yotei protagonist and unlock his hidden powers. Just watch out for his ghostly pranks along the way!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 9723 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 239 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and experience a world where you can build and design to your heart’s content without worrying about chewed up stairs or shredded doors. Our virtual world is a paradise for those who appreciate quality craftsmanship and attention to detail.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can also team up with other players to tackle epic quests and challenges. From repairing rotting deck frames to reseeding virtual yards, the possibilities are endless.
And the best part? You won’t have to deal with any mother-in-laws telling you that you’re being ridiculous for asking for fair compensation for your hard work. So come on over and let’s build a better world together – one block at a time!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a TNT factory, always coming up with insane builds and ridiculous pranks. Need a break from the chaos? Just sit back and relax in our enchanted hot tub made entirely of diamond blocks.
But beware, our server has a reputation for being haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just can’t seem to find his missing arm. Don’t worry though, he’s harmless…as long as you don’t mention his missing arm.
So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server with a crown made of golden carrots.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 63 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their mind was blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. they were building a house when suddenly a pack of flying pigs descended from the sky and started doing the macarena. it was wild, man.
but that’s not all! this server has so many crazy features like rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, a secret underground disco party, and a giant talking potato who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.
so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, mind-blowing, sensory overload of a minecraft server today! trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
