💎 The Imperfectum SMP: Where Diamonds Aren’t Always a Miner’s Best Friend

Application Process, arent, authentic, channel, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord-based, downvotes, Experience, Exploration, Farms, Friend, Gaming, Imperfectum, INCLUSIVE, landscapes, Mature, miners, Moderators, Potential, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skilled, smp, suggestion, Survival, Unique, upvotes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Server Name	Perfectum SMP
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	15+
Application Process	Required
Unique Features	Player head drops, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, visit our Discord server and look for the application process in the designated channel. Follow the instructions provided to submit your application.

2. What type of players are you looking for?

We are looking for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, and other aspects of the game. We value creativity and dedication.

3. How long does it take to hear back about my application?

We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application. Our moderators carefully review each application to ensure the right fit for our community.

4. Can I join if I am under 15 years old?

Unfortunately, our server is strictly for players aged 15 and above. This age requirement helps maintain a mature gaming environment for all our members.

5. Are there any rules I should be aware of before joining?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be provided to you upon acceptance into the server.

6. What kind of events does the server host?

We regularly plan both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant. These events can range from build competitions to community challenges.

7. Is the server community friendly and inclusive?

Absolutely! We pride ourselves on creating a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard and valued. Respect and cooperation are key values on our server.

Have more questions? Feel free to join our Discord server or visit our website for more information!

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult novelty, adult toys, Bedroom fun, discreet pleasure, Echoes, Ethereal, Fleshlight Faces, intimate accessories, intimate moments, intimate products, IRL edition, lifelike texture, male pleasure, masturbation aid, pleasure products, realistic feel, realistic sex toys, self pleasure, sensual experience, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, solo play

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magic Items Found:	6701	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

MomDontTripServer

adult relationships, adulting, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, helicopter parent, Immigrating, INDEPENDENCE, LDR, long-distance relationship, MomDontTripServer, mother-daughter relationship, overbearing mother, overprotective, parental expectations, personal space, social media, stress-free trip

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

binge watching, Characters, Decline, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing endings, disappointing sequels, Entertainment, favorite shows, great beginnings, Plot, Popular Shows, Quality, Seasons, shows to avoid, ShowStopperMinecraftSMP, storytelling, television, Television series, television shows, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDeathMatch

Afterlife, BlockyDeathMatch, death, demise, destiny, End.., eternal rest, Expiration, expiration date, fate, final destination, final hour, grim reaper, how you’d die, last breath, Life, long tail tag, mortality, Tag, username

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, activism, air travel, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, compensation, Court, EcoWarriorCraft, Emissions, environmental impact, environmentalist, FIRED, German, green technology, lawsuit, Legal, refusing, renewable energy, Researcher, travel

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4881
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4012
Potions Brewed:	41	Zombie Dances:	9

so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

Bacteria, Bacterial infection, Combat, Crafty, Dermatology, HARMFUL, health, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Inflammatory Response, Itch, Itchy, Land, Microbiome, scratching, scratching itch, scratching skin, Scratchy, skin, skin health, skin irritation, skin microbiota, trigger

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
New Chunks Explored:	192072	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.

smp.me

age requirement, armor stand, Community vote, donator perks, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Grief Prevention, LGBTQ, player heads, Plugins, proximity chat, PvP, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, World Map

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	52
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2481	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us
While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc.
Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting.
LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity.
16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels.

Features

Feature	Description
(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod	Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat.
Armor Stand Tools	Allows for various customization options for armor stands.
Discord > server chat	Enables communication between Discord and server chat.
Web based world map	High-quality map with multiple perspectives.
Gradual world border expansion	Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border.
Grief prevention	Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly.
Adult staff team	Experienced staff without power complexes.
Opt-in only PVP	Players can choose to participate in PVP.
Decorative player heads	Allows for decorative player heads in the game.
Decisions made by community vote	Community-driven decision-making process.
Sleep skip	Feature to skip the night by majority sleep.

FAQs

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Head to smp.me to apply!

Q: Is the server really vanilla-like?

A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join?

A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.

Q: Are there any restrictions on the server?

A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.

Cyber Corporeal 1.20.6

1.20.6, agency.., brand, Corpo, corporeal, cyber, discussions, EIEN Extended, graduated talents, Identities, Idol, Kawaii, mascots, NEXAS, Oshi, phase connect, PixelLink, retired talents, Shill, small corpo, Talents, VAllure, VSMP, Vtubers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Farms Harvested:	804	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this Minecraft server that’s like a virtual utopia for all the vtubers and mascots out there! Join us in a world where you can discuss all the talents and mascots of corpo™s that don’t get enough love in other threads.

Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!

We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!

MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown

Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, future mother in law, mother-in-law relationships, MotherInLawMinecraftMeltdown, relationships, setting boundaries, wedding cake, wedding caterer, wedding decisions, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, Wedding Flowers, wedding opinions, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, wedding venue

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with overbearing in-laws! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can escape the drama and plan the perfect virtual wedding without any interference.

Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!

MineCraftyMornings

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily rituals, daily routine, health benefits, hygiene practices, MineCraftyMornings, morning freshness, morning routine, morning shower, night shower, nighttime routine, personal hygiene, Relaxation, self-care, shower habits, showering habits, showering preferences, showering schedule, waking up, winding down

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1075	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3812	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you’ll find yourself showering in the morning with a diamond-encrusted shower head that shoots out potions instead of water. Why? Because on our server, even the mundane task of showering is an epic adventure! Plus, rumor has it that if you shower at night, you’ll be transported to a secret underground disco where creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and get ready for a showering experience like no other!

NukeNoobsMC

arms control, defense policy, Diplomacy, disarmament, geopolitical risks, global security, government decisions, illogical, international relations, military strategy, national security, nuclear arms, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, NukeNoobsMC, Politics, security guarantees, strategic planning, stupid, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well then come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures and wacky shenanigans every day!

we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!

we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.

oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Towns Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	5078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	123946
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4