| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us if you want to witness a group of brilliant minds come together to create the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – our players are known for their outrageous antics and crazy shenanigans. One time, they all decided to have a dance party on top of a volcano, and let’s just say things got a little heated (literally).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and be a part of the madness – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us as we liberate the galaxy one block at a time, working together to defeat the evil forces of creepers and zombies. Build your own base, mine for diamonds, and unleash chaos on the unsuspecting mobs that dare to challenge us.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by the one and only Steve from Minecraft himself. He’s been known to drop by and challenge players to a build-off or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those alien insects who’s boss!
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But be warned, the ocean is filled with hidden treasure chests guarded by evil mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot. And don’t even get us started on the giant squid that likes to photobomb our sunset selfies.
So come on down to our beachside paradise and make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Just remember to bring your sunscreen and your sense of humor, because things tend to get pretty wild around here. See you at the beach, beach!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Picture this: Pennsylvania goes blue by only 10k votes, all thanks to Bad Bunny’s last-minute endorsement. And that’s not all, the election ends up tied, leading to a Trump-Walz administration ruling the land. Can you imagine the chaos?
But wait, there’s more! In our server, anything can happen, like Harris losing Michigan because Muslims decided to vote green. It’s a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest election outcomes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our server is like a political thriller, with backstabbing, betrayal, and secret alliances around every corner. Just like in real life, you never know who you can trust on our server. Will your best friend turn on you for a stack of diamonds? Will you be able to keep your base safe from griefers and thieves? Only time will tell!
But don’t worry, we have a strict no-hacking policy, so you won’t have to worry about any mysterious ballot dumps affecting your gameplay. And if you do happen to break the rules, our admin team is like a group of Minecraft vigilantes, ready to bring justice to those who try to cheat their way to victory.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the world outside is the world inside our server. Who knows, you might just become the next president of our virtual world!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1380 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!
So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!
If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.
Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
