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DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Void Armor Forged:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3098	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ores Mined:	8718
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	77
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Zombie Dances:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3524	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	1843