Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 171 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
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