| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3337 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 3865 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1023 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2965 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Votes: | 8592 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 651674 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1880 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5451 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 2318 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2763 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5254 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Votes: | 8604 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 9220 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3149 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5571 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 880 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4362 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5625 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 13 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 4497 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6617 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 298090 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 115 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 3180 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2078 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 6906 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 |
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