❤️MineLegacy❤️ Survival, BedWars, Vulture⭐ 1.8-1.20+ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Buildings Constructed:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	6065	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

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Server on version 1.8 – 1.20+

— Classic and Grief survival, BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, Creative

— Clans, an arena for clan battles, as well as top clans

— Statistics of the best players

— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach

— Unique plugins made by our programmers

— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts

— Honest donation

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags.

We are already more than 10 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.

Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.

Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored 🙂

With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

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KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

blocks, caregiving, Chronic illness, dialysis, Donations, emotional impact, emotional reasoning, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibility, Family Support, kidney donation, KidneyCraft, Long Term Care, medical risks, organ donation, organ transplant, personal boundaries, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Farms Harvested:	853	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Emeralds Found:	5431
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Enchantments Applied:	292
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

GlobeTrotter in Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, culture, Dream destination, dream vacation, Explore, future trips, globetrotter, international travel, long term travel, Minecraft, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, travel, travel aspirations, travel dreams, travel goals, travel plans, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride llamas into battle against evil mobs. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that?!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret portal that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs. And every Sunday, we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet dragon! I know, it’s insane, right?!

So if you want to join the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just comment below with your IGN and why you think you deserve to be part of our wacky adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestSMPever #MinecraftMadness #LlamasForLife 🦙🍕🐉

TrailerTrashCraft

bad trailer, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Good movie, Hidden Gem, Hollywood, misleading marketing, misleading trailer, Movie, movie marketing, movie recommendation, movie review, Movie Trailer, Trailer, trailer fail, TrailerTrashCraft, Underrated, underrated movie

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Emeralds Found:	202
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise epic adventures but deliver snooze-fest gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie with a terrible trailer – it may not look like much at first, but once you join, you’ll be hooked for hours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about exploring a hidden underground city filled with treasure chests that contain nothing but stacks of dirt? Trust us, it’s more thrilling than any movie you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in our legendary annual llama race, where the winner gets a crown made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. And rumor has it that somewhere on the server, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese. Yes, you read that right – CHEESE!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stumble upon one of our TNT traps)!

LogCraft: Role Access Fun

Access, access control, access control rules, access management, access rules, business process logs, cybersecurity, Data Protection, framework, Fun, Information Security, log analysis, logcraft, RBAC, Resource Management, Role, role-based access control, security analysis, security framework, security implementation, Security Research, system resources, system security

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Gems Collected:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

so, liek, this server is, liek, totally amazeballs cuz, liek, we have this, liek, super cool thing where we, liek, analyze logs and stuff to make sure no sneaky peeps are tryna mess with our system, ya know? we got this, liek, super tight security that will blow ur mind, bro. join us and be part of the most epic quest for keeping our server safe from all the bad guys out there. trust us, u won’t regret it, dude!

Ontos RPG

airships, ancient bloodlines, architectural styles, character-driven plot arcs, divine secrets, dragon riders, Industrial Revolution, magic artifacts, mystical ruins, Mythology, noble houses, Ontos, Player actions, political intrigue, Roleplay, RPG, server lore, Steampunk, supernatural mystery, Technology, Victorian, worldbuilding opportunities

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server Overview

Step into 1830s Ontara, where steam-powered airships soar past ancient temples and the echoes of fallen gods still whisper through reality. Ontos RPG launches April 2025, seeking passionate storytellers to bring this rich world to life.

A World on the Cusp of Change

In New Valvalia’s smoke-filled streets, noble houses wield both ancient bloodlines and cutting-edge technology. Pyrathos’s marble temples hide divine secrets beneath classical facades. The dragon riders of Valemont patrol mountain peaks, while Yingari’s mystics blend tradition with innovation.

We’re Seeking:

Roleplayers	Create complex characters, navigate political intrigue, uncover ancient mysteries, shape the narrative
Builders	Design cityscapes, craft temples and ruins, create steampunk innovations and artifacts

What Makes Ontos Unique:

Deep lore blending mythology with industrial revolution
Four distinct nations with unique cultures
Dynamic story events influenced by player actions
Mix of political intrigue, supernatural mystery, and personal drama

Ontos RPG Minecraft Server FAQ

Requirements

18+ age requirement (strictly enforced)

Experience with roleplay fundamentals

Commitment to regular participation

Respect for fellow players and server lore

Working microphone for voice events

Builders Must Also:

Provide a portfolio of previous work

Demonstrate versatility across architectural styles

Commit to server’s aesthetic guidelines

How to Join?

Ready to shape the future of Ontara? Join the server here.

Lunch Pack City 1.20.5

1.20.5, bring lunch, brown bag lunch, city, Healthy Eating, homemade lunch, lunch, lunch at work, lunch for work, lunch habits, Lunch ideas, lunch preparation, lunch routine, LUNCHBOX, lunchtime, lunchtime at work, lunchtime strategies, meal prep, office lunch, Pack, pack a good lunch, packed lunch, work lunch, workday meals

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Votes:	598
Void Gems Collected:	26	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft server is lit AF, like hotter than a creeper explosion! Join this server if you wanna flex your building skills and show off your epic creations to all the other players. Plus, the community here is tighter than a pig in a minecart, so you’ll never feel lonely while mining for diamonds. And let me tell you, the events on this server are crazier than a chicken riding a zombie pigman! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

RaceBaiter69

aita, Black, Communication, cultural sensitivity, curly hair, Friend, friendship, Honesty, hot climate, misunderstanding, new city, Race, RaceBaiter69, social dynamics, sun tan, swimming, Tanned, Walking, White, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Farms Harvested:	399	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s by accident! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when a player accidentally made friends with someone who thought they were a different race.

On our server, you can tan as much as you want without judgment, and maybe even trick a few friends into thinking you’re a completely different person. Who knows, you might even spark a heated debate about race and friendship, just like in the real world!

So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about friendship and tanning. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even accidentally befriending someone of a different race!

SkitCraft: SNL LOLz

best skits, classic, comedic genius, comedy, Comedy gold, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, iconic, Laughter, Legendary, lolz, memorable, must watch, Popular, saturday night live, sketch comedy, SkitCraft, snl, top skits, tv show

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further, because our server is the SNL of Minecraft! Join us for outrageous comedy skits, hilarious pranks, and non-stop laughter. Our players are so funny, they once built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs! And don’t even get us started on the time someone dressed up as a creeper and scared the entire server. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your blocks off!

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

Asia, BUILD, Business, Chinese, CraftyCommies, Fall, Fight, finance, global economy, Hong Kong, international relations, Investment, LAUGH, market news, market volatility, military company, sanctions, shares, stock market, stock price, Technology, Tencent, Trading, U.S

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2052
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Animals Bred:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	188
Dragon Eggs Found:	8542	Astral Projections Made:	4

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8964	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magic Items Found:	2213
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.