A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 501 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.
Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.
So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 51 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
