CraftyZelenskyy’sHouse Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

so, like, imagine this, right? you are chillin in this Minecraft server, and suddenly the White House calls you “short-sighted” for not joining their server, like what even, bro? but who cares about the White House when you can join our server and build the most epic pixel art of Zelenskyy riding a unicorn while eating a taco made of diamonds, like, total boss move, amirite? forget about agreements with the US, join our server and create your own crazy adventures, like battling zombie llamas or riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCanuckUSState

annexation, Canada, Canada-US relations, controversial, CraftyCanuckUSState, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, headline, international relations, News, North America, Politics, potential merger, Premier Furey, speculation, statehood, trump, united states, US State, world affairs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	725
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where Trump is all like “hey Canada, wanna be part of the U.S.?” and then Premier Furey is just like “heck yeah, let’s do it!” and now Canada is gonna be a state, like whaaat?

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky world, then you gotta join this server, man. we got all the craziest stuff happening, like pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha. it’s a party 24/7 up in here, so come on and join the fun! you won’t regret it, trust me.

Mouse Munchies: Opsin 3 Quest

Animal Behavior, appetite control, Brain, brain activity, brain function, discovery, food consumption, human metabolism, hunger regulation, light-sensitive protein, metabolism regulation, Mice, Mouse, Munchies, neurobiology, neuroscience, Opsin, opsin 3, Quest, research, scientific study, suppress, weight management

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are like, super smart scientists who discovered how to control food consumption in mice with some brain protein thingy? well, on our server, we have this opsin 3 thing that can make u eat less in real life just by playing minecraft. it’s like magic, but with science and stuff.

imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies u want in minecraft without gaining any weight in real life. it’s like having a cheat code for your metabolism, but without actually cheating.

join us on this epic adventure where we explore the mysteries of opsin 3 and its effects on human metabolism. who knows, maybe you’ll unlock the secret to eternal snacking without consequences. it’s like a science experiment, but with creepers and diamonds.

so come on, join our server and become a master of the opsin 3 universe. who knew playing minecraft could make you a scientific genius?

EcoCraft Realms 1.21.2

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a magical wonderland on crack? Picture this: flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a dance party with Endermen.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated insanity where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a baby zombie on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing predictable is the unpredictable. And also, we have free virtual cookies.

ActorFanaticMC SMP

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, our server is run by a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise! They have magical powers that can turn your pickaxe into a diamond one just by sneezing on it, no joke!

And get this, our spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! So you can build a house out of cheddar or go mining for some gouda, the possibilities are endless!

Plus, every full moon we have a massive dance party with the Ender Dragon, who is actually a really good breakdancer. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a giant dragon doing the worm!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama invasion). See you there, fellow gamers! #llamalove #cheeseworld #enderdragonparty

AgeCraft: Adulting Adventures

Adulthood, adulting, Adventures, AgeCraft, Coming of Age, emotions, Evolving, experiences, growth, Identity, introspection, lessons learned, Life Changes, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, teenage years, transformation, transitions

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Crops Grown:	9667	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending tutorial? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Remember that awkward coming of age moment? Well, on our server, we’ve turned it into a hilarious mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of embarrassing memories to reach adulthood.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where every time you level up, a random mob will burst into song and dance to celebrate your achievement. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to ride the fastest pig in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server in existence and let the laughter and chaos begin!

Stop Eating Neurons – Obesity Fix

appetite control, Brain neurons, dieting strategies, discovery, Eating, eating behavior, FIX, Future, health science, humans, hunger cues, medical breakthrough, mice brains, neurobiology, neurons, neuroscience, obesity, obesity research., obesity treatments, researchers, satiety signals, STOP, stop eating, weight loss

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Zombie Dances:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you start getting messages from these neurons in your brain telling you to stop eating in the game. like, what the heck, right? but then you realize, this is actually a super cool feature of the server that helps you control your in-game eating habits and stay healthy while you’re building your epic structures. plus, the researchers on the server have identified the specific neurons in mice brains that tell them they’ve eaten enough, so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a totally unique and mind-blowing minecraft experience that will change the way you play forever!

VoidPrison

2025, Adventure, CET, Challenges, Community, Discord, Dominion, Features, February 12th, Ip:, JUNGLE, leaderboard, mine, Minecraft, Network, play.voidprison.xyz, Prizes, Quest System, Rewards, season 3, Server, Spawn, VoidPrison

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7993	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

VoidPrison Season 3 – Jungle Dominion

IP: Play.VoidPrison.xyz

Discord: Join Our Community

Season 3 Start: February 12th, 2025, at 8 PM CET

VoidPrison Season 3 bringing an all-new jungle-themed adventure packed with epic new features, competitive challenges, and fresh rewards!

What’s New in Season 3?

Jungle-Themed Spawn – Explore a stunning new jungle hub filled with secrets, challenges, and surprises!
Massive New Mine – A mine 5x bigger than before, packed with hidden treasures and interactive elements!
Brand-New Quest System – Complete challenging quests to earn rewards and boost your progress!

Season 3 Rewards

1st Place: $20 USD via PayPal
2nd Place: $25 Gift Card for our in-game shop
3rd Place: $15 Gift Card for the shop

More Surprises Await! Get ready for jungle-themed events, XP boosts, and mystery rewards throughout the season!

Good luck, and let the adventure begin!

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does Season 3 start?	Season 3 starts on February 12th, 2025, at 8 PM CET.
What are some new features in Season 3?	New features include a jungle-themed spawn, a massive new mine, and a brand-new quest system.
What are the rewards for Season 3?	The rewards for Season 3 include cash prizes and gift cards for the in-game shop.
Are there any special events during the season?	Yes, there will be jungle-themed events, XP boosts, and mystery rewards throughout the season.

Lost Love Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, abusive relationship, Adventure, Breakup, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, coping with rejection, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, HEARTBREAK, introspection, Lost, love, Love Lost, moving on, personal growth, relationship advice, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of getting dumped for not being violent enough, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We’re all about unleashing your inner rage in a virtual world where you can let loose and destroy everything in sight.

Forget about getting left for being too soft, on this server, the crazier and more destructive you are, the better! Show your ex what she’s missing out on by unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

Join us and let out all that pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server that lets you blow off steam in the most epic way possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not to be messed with, both in real life and in the virtual world of Minecraft!

HideNSeek Town Minecraft Server

Boundaries, close bond, Communication, confusion, Distance, feeling betrayed, feeling excluded, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling left out, friendship, hide’n’seek, Hiding, Honesty, long distance friendship, Minecraft, mutual friends, open communication, Server, surprise visits, TOWN, town visits, Trust

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3202
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	2474	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Potions Brewed:	122

Are you tired of boring old friendships that make no sense? Well, then join our Minecraft server where the drama is real and the friendships are as confusing as a redstone contraption built by a toddler!

Just like the mysterious behavior of Tilly in this story, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll never know who’s coming to your town without telling you or who’s avoiding you like a creeper in the shadows.

But don’t worry, we promise that our server is full of exciting adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about your confusing friendships in the real world. So come join us and let’s create some new memories that are as wild as a pig riding a minecart!

VapeCraftersXYZ

addiction, addiction management., Boundaries, cat behavior, Communication Issues, compromise, consideration, disagreement, house rules, household agreements, marital conflict, pet allergies, pet care, pet-friendly environment, Pets, relationship problems, Respect, selfish behavior, VapeCraftersXYZ, Vaping

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	7575
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	3079	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t allow any vaping – unless it’s done by our resident vape god who blows massive clouds that can block out the sun! Join us for some epic battles and build your own vape-free kingdom.

Come join us and witness the drama unfold as players argue over the rights to vape in their virtual gaming rooms. Will the cats be able to reclaim their territory from the vape clouds? Only time will tell on our server!

Don’t be a selfish prick like some players on other servers, come join us where we uphold agreements and respect the rights of all players and virtual pets. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where vaping debates are more intense than PvP battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a twist of drama, comedy, and a whole lot of vape-free fun, then look no further! Join us now and let the insanity begin!

AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP

AdulthoodSucksMinecraftSMP, adulting, aging, bills, Burnout, career advancement, Decision making, financial pressure, health concerns, Juggling multiple roles, lack of freedom, long-term planning, mundane tasks, parenting challenges, relationship issues, responsibilities, self-doubt, social expectations, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	4525
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Bruh, being an adult sucks because you can’t play Minecraft all day without people judging you. But guess what, on this epic Minecraft SMP, you can be as childish as you want and nobody will bat an eye! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. Join us if you want to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and never grow up!

PixelPursuit: Life’s Quest & Fulfillment

existentialism, finding meaning, finding purpose, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Happiness, inner peace, life goals, life journey, life philosophy, life satisfaction, life’s purpose, Lifes, meaning of life, personal growth, philosophy, PixelPursuit, Purpose of Life, Quest, self actualization, Self Discovery, self reflection, spirituality

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	New Chunks Explored:	42238
Villages Defended:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Do you ever ponder the meaning of life while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, the meaning of life is simple – to build the most epic rollercoaster that sends creepers flying into the sunset! Fulfillment is achieved by creating the most ridiculous pixel art of Steve riding a llama while battling a horde of zombie chickens.

Join our server for a chance to participate in our annual “Ender Dragon Disco Party”, where we dance the night away while battling the biggest boss in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a pig.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and a whole lot of blocky chaos. Who knows, you might just discover the true meaning of life in the most unexpected places – like a virtual world where pigs can fly and zombies drop disco balls.

MineralMoochCraft

Access, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Document, economic development, economic exploitation, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, mineral rights, MineralMoochCraft, MINERALS, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, resource extraction, trade agreement, trade deal, Ukraine, US

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

so, like, imagine this minecraft server where ukraine is the main land and u, as a player, gotta access all the minerals there. but get this, the US is all like “hey ukraine, we want ur minerals” but they don’t offer anything in return. it’s like a crazy game of trade negotiations but in minecraft form. join this server for the ultimate challenge of trying to get those minerals without giving up anything in return. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

Tree Huggers United: Save Our Forests!

#sustainability, climate change, conservation, cooler regions, Disease, Environment, Expanding, Forests, Help, Huggers, Regenerate, research, rising temperatures, Save, Shrinking, Struggling, study, Survival, Tree, tree ranges, Trees, United, wetter regions, Wildfires

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT NEED UR HELP TO SURVIVE CLIMATE CHANGE! U GOTTA CHOP DOWN THEM PIXELATED TREES AND PLANT NEW ONES TO SAVE THE FOREST FROM RISING TEMPERATURES, WILDFIRES, AND DISEASE!

COME ON, WE NEED U TO BE A TREE HERO IN OUR SERVER! SAVE THE VIRTUAL ENVIRONMENT AND BECOME A PIXELATED ECO WARRIOR! PLUS, U CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE AND HIDE FROM ALL THE CRAZY MINECRAFT MONSTERS!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SAVE THE VIRTUAL FOREST! #TREEHERO #MINECRAFTSAVESFORESTS #LOLZYFUNTIMES

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