No wipes, 1 life (hardcore), only 9 inventory slots, vanilla world! Cheats are prohibited!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?
so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 114 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2341 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Description |
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| Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment. |
If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. |
| Can I build whatever I want? | Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds. |
| Are there any specific rules I need to follow? | We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. |
| How can I join the server? | To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community. |
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!
So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4398 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 479 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
![Vanilla+ SMP REALM: Where noobs are pros and pros are just noobs with keyboards [Realms] [SMP]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank8.jpg)
| Owner | Homage (23M) |
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| Realm Type | Bedrock Realm with RealismCraft pack |
| Add-ons | 15 add-ons including QOL, portals, backpacks, shaders, and animals |
| Contact | Discord: homage2heezy |
| Age Restriction | 18+ only |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Contact the owner on Discord for instructions on joining the Bedrock Realm. |
| What addons are included? | Contact the owner on Discord for the complete list of included addons. |
| Is PvP allowed on the server? | PvP rules may vary, consult with the owner for specific details. |
| Can I invite friends to the server? | Check with the owner for any restrictions on inviting other players. |
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of surviving in a laggy world where anything can happen. Can you handle the potato power?
2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Can you outsmart the llamas and claim the treasure for yourself?
3. Our server has a special event called “Sim Room Overclock,” where players are transformed into virtual reality avatars and must battle it out in a pixelated arena. It’s like The Matrix, but with creepers and zombies!
4. Ever wanted to be a Phantom Thief or a Detective? Well, now’s your chance! Join our server and participate in the epic showdown between these two factions. Will you steal the crown jewels or solve the mystery of the missing diamonds?
5. We have a special recruit named Quency: Escape Queen, who can teleport players to different dimensions with just a snap of her fingers. Explore new worlds, meet strange creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
