♐ MineBars ♐ Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.20.1 Minecraft server

Among us, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	58
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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— BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, SkyBlock, AmongUS— Clans, arena for clan battles, as well as top clans— Statistics of the best players— Entertainment: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, hangout, mob rocking, fishing, relaxation beach— Unique plugins made by our programmers— Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes— Secret Easter eggs, secrets, hidden gifts— Honest donation

IP – MBars.netWebsite: https://minebars.ruVK group: https://vk.com/minebars

A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 7 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online.Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience.Lots of entertainment, on our server you won’t have time to get bored :)With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ▬▬▬

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OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

#youtube, 1.21.4, Ban RTA, boo, BUTA, cover, Crimson, Gaming, Girl with pink hair, Haachama, Haachama Dark Web, Haachama World, Infinity, Japanese vtuber, music cover, pink hair, Realm, Red Heart, twitter, Unmedicated hope edition, virtual youtuber, はあちゃま, ブタサンダー, 赤井はあと

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	594	New Chunks Explored:	796812
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Buildings Constructed:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

attention grabbing antics, attention grabbing behavior, attention grabbing moments, attention grabbing stories, attention grabbing stunts, attention seeker, attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking friend, attention seeking habits, attention seeking relative, attention seeking tactics, attention-grabber, attention-seeking strategies, AttentionHog, embarrassing moments, family, Friends, funny stories, Minecraft, ridiculous behavior, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zombie Dances:	9	Animals Bred:	96

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

arms control, blinken, Defense, Diplomacy, DPRK, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, missile technology, non-proliferation efforts, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, russia, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Satellite technology, SatelliteCraft, Secretary of State, SECURITY, Server, Transfer, united states, Warning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!

bomb plot, boom, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, extremist group, extremist ideology, intelligence agencies, international relations, Kyiv Oblast, KyivCraft, law enforcement, national security, planned attack, Plot, radicalization, Russian, Russian Agents, security threat, TEENAGE, teenager, Terrorism, Ukrainian defence forces, undercover operation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian agents are teaming up with teenagers to blow up stuff in Kyiv Oblast! It’s like a real-life spy movie but in Minecraft form. Join us and be part of the action as we try to stop these sneaky agents from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind (not literally like the agents, though). So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the day together!

Blocky Family Drama

blocky, Drama, family

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

join dis server if u wanna escape ur abusive childhood and build a new life in minecraft land. we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur trauma and virtual hugs whenever u need them. plus, our pvp arena is the perfect place to take out ur anger on other players without actually hurting anyone. so come on in and start healing through pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Broken World RP

Abilities, Alchemy, blacksmithing, BROKEN, Character, Cities, Class, destiny, Dwarves, Elves, fate, Figura, gampelay, Gods, halflings, high elves, humans, Kihai, Kingdoms, orcs, Professions, Race, Roleplay, Story, world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	1671	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to Nebelloren!

Overview:

The undead destroyed your homeland. You fled across the seas. Now, a new chapter begins in Nebelloren, a mysterious continent where gods once walked and fate belongs to the bold.

Choose Your Path:

Faction	Description
The Imeris Entente	A coalition of Dwarves, High-Elves, Humans, and constructs known as the Myriad. Build, innovate, and rise to greatness!
The Wildchoir	A blend of Halflings, Orcs, Elves, and Humans. Protect the land and its secrets!

Explore and Thrive:

Two stunning cities: Hythe and Azuverde
An enormous custom map filled with unique wildlife and ruins
Develop your character with professions and roleplay-based paths

Craft Your Story:

Design your character’s race, backstory, and motivations
Unlock custom abilities based on race and class
Collaborate with Storytellers and Moderators for unforgettable experiences

Immersive Gameplay:

Powered by Figura and a curated modpack, Nebelloren brings lifelike characters and unique experiences. Simple instructions to jump in with ease.

Join Our Growing Community:

BWRP has brought players together for over six years to tell powerful stories. Find a place to express your creativity and meet like-minded adventurers.

Ready to Begin?

Join our Discord
Read the rules and fill out a short application
Get whitelisted, download the modpack, and step into the mist

EchoCraft Skylands 1.21

digital reply, echocraft, how to publish, how to reply, online publishing, Publishing, publishing advice, publishing online, publishing process, publishing resources, publishing tips, publishing tools, Reply, reply methods, reply options, reply platform, reply process, reply strategies, reply techniques, Self-publishing, Skylands, traditional publishing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crops Grown:	3096	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers.

Imagine a world where you can build your own fantasy kingdom and rule over it like a boss.

You can team up with other players and go on epic quests to slay dragons and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! You can also customize your character with funky outfits and dance moves.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RespectCraft Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning up after guests, family dynamics, feeling taken advantage of, frustration with guests, household respect, loss of peace, loss of sanity, Minecraft, noise disturbance, personal space, privacy, respect for property, respect in own home, RespectCraft, Server, setting boundaries, shared living space, sibling relationships, standing my ground

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Emeralds Found:	8529
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own peaceful paradise!

Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).

We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!

MommaCraft: No More Help?

adulting, Boundaries, depression, Dysfunctional family, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, grudge, MommaCraft, neglect, personal growth, Resentment, rocky relationship, SCAMMERS, self-care, toxic relationships, unappreciated

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who have rocky relationships with their moms and need a virtual escape from real-life craziness.

Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.

And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.

So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!

AwkwardHouseMoments – Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters at home, awkward experiences, awkward family moments, awkward memories, awkward moment, awkward moments at home, awkward silence, awkward situation, awkward stories, AwkwardHouseMoments, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, family, funny, home, House, Minecraft, smp, social faux pas, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	4896	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP, like, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper blew up my whole house, but it’s all good because we have this secret society of villagers who come and rebuild everything for us. And, like, there’s this one time when we had a massive chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but wooden swords and potatoes. It was so intense, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!

NerveCrafters

aggravating situations, annoyances, annoying habits, annoying situations, bothersome actions, frustrating annoyances, frustrating behaviors, frustrating pet peeves, infuriating actions, irritating behaviors, irritating habits, irritating pet peeves, NerveCrafters, Pet Peeves, reddit, things that annoy me, things that bother me, things that drive me crazy, things that irk me, things that really bug me, things that really irritate me

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	New Chunks Explored:	468263
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Do you want to build your dream castle without some random player blowing it up with TNT? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!