☕ Java Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Java Survival SMP Server

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain!

We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.

Server address: mc.javasurvival.com

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

We will always strive to…

Be your primary Minecraft home: By providing an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.
Champion our community: We value our community. Java Survival exists for the players, not for the staff. Players have a say in what goes on.

Server rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

Levi’s Choice: Erwin’s Fate 1.20.1

1.20.1, Anime, Armin, attack on titan, Character development, Choice, consequences, Decision making, ERWIN, Erwins, fan theories, fate, leadership, Levi, Levis, loyalty, Manga, outside world, plot twist, sacrifice, season finale, speculation, storytelling, Truth

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Yo, bro, imagine if Levi was like, “Nah, screw Armin, I’m saving Erwin instead.” That would be wild, right? Like, Erwin would be all like, “Whoa, dude, the truth about the outside world is crazier than my eyebrows.” But honestly, Eren was already doing his own thing, so who knows if it would’ve made a diff? Join our Minecraft server and create your own alternate reality where Erwin is the true hero and Armin is just chillin’ in the background. It’s gonna be a trip, man.

NoFearMinecraftSMP

Bravery, conquering fears, courage, daring greatly, embracing challenges, empowerment, facing fears, fearless action, fearless living, fearless pursuit, fearlessness, living boldly, NoFearMinecraftSMP, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, Self Discovery, self-confidence, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Haha omg u guys, u gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, we have this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, like who even does that?? And then there’s this other guy who has a pet creeper that he trained to do backflips, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Friday night, and sometimes the villagers join in too. It’s lit, fam.

And if you’re feeling brave, we have this haunted mansion that’s totally haunted by ghost pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, ghost pigs. They squeal and fly around scaring the crap out of everyone, but it’s all in good fun.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s off the walls bonkers, then you gotta join us. What would you do if you weren’t scared? Come find out on our server, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🤪🤣🎉

MineRichCraft

abundance, affluent, affluent lifestyle, extravagance, financial freedom, Financial Security, Financial Success, high end, indulgence, Lavish, living large, living the high life, luxury, materialism, MineRichCraft, opulence, prosperity, Riches, upscale living, wealth, wealth management

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Have you ever built a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! Join us and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world by hoarding all the virtual riches you can find. We’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with virtual gold, virtual emeralds, and even virtual bitcoins (okay, maybe not that last one). But hey, who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire on our server? So come on, join us and live out your wildest virtual dreams of opulence and luxury!

RuskiBlock Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, bilateral agreements, border control, diplomatic measures, diplomatic tensions, entry requirements, foreign visitors, government policy, IMMIGRATION LAWS, international relations, Minecraft, regulations, restrictions, RuskiBlock, Russian citizens, Server, stay, temporary residency, tourism, travel, travel restrictions, Visa

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more restrictions than Azerbaijan on Russian citizens! but don’t worry, it’s all for fun and games!

we have crazy challenges like trying to build a house out of only dirt blocks while being chased by a pack of angry chickens! and if you survive, you get a special prize of a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks!

our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have started throwing welcome parties for new players! they may explode, but it’s all in good fun, right?

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs Azerbaijan when you have us?

CraftyCreeperz: NoPeepinAllowed

Afghanistan, AUTHORITY, Bans, CONSERVATIVE, control, CraftyCreeperz, cultural norms, extremism, gender segregation, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, leader, Misogyny, NoPeepinAllowed, obscene, Oppression, privacy, restrictions, Taliban, Taliban leader, windows, women’s areas, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8788	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got a Taliban leader who’s all like, “No windows overlooking women’s areas, cuz it can lead to obscene… stuff!” Like, what even, bro? But hey, that just adds to the wild and wacky adventures you’ll have on this server! Join now and see what other absurd rules and shenanigans await you! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Prismplex

Community, crops, Discord, Economy, election, Government, Map, market, Mayor, Minecraft, mobs, Ores, Prismplex, Server, Shops, smp, Store, TEAM, TOWN, Trees, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Emeralds Found:	4776	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Prismplex Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Overview
Farm Resources	Grow crops, chop trees, mine ores, and hunt mobs to sell them for in-game money
Create a Store	Rent a plot at the town to build a store, apartment, or other building and sell goods to other players
See our map	Our server’s overworld is a 10k x 10k region with a website to view player locations and claimed lands
Join a Team	Make teams through our plugin with roles in Discord for battles over land, resources, and prestige
Get involved in government	Become a town Mayor, participate in court system and in-game ‘lawsuits’

If you’d like to join our community and see announcements, sneak peeks, and to be around for our new world’s launch in early December… hop in the Discord below!

We support both Java (multiple versions) and Bedrock players 😊

IP: play.prismplex.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/WypfQtEz5X

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I play on Java or Bedrock?	Yes, we support both Java and Bedrock players on our server.
How do I start earning in-game money?	You can earn money by farming resources, selling items at the market or player-run shops, and participating in server activities.
Can I create my own team on the server?	Yes, players are free to make their own teams through our plugin.
How can I become a town Mayor?	You can become a town Mayor by winning an election on the server.

Sacred Sanctuary 1.20

belief in God, brothers, Christian Community, christian faith, church attendance, church service, divine presence, FAITH, Find God, Get up, go to church, Haste, Jesus, Religion, religious devotion, reverence, Sacred, salvation, Sanctuary, spiritual awakening, sunday morning, Worship

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, bros, forget about going to church to find God, come join our Minecraft server instead! Jesus is waiting for you here, but he’s not just any Jesus, he’s a pixelated blocky version that will blow your mind!

Join us for some epic adventures, building insane creations, and battling mobs like you’ve never seen before. Forget about real life, come escape to our virtual world where anything is possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Jesus in Minecraft, it’s a spiritual experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and start crafting your way to salvation!

SlumberCraft SMP: Pillow Required

aromatherapy, bedtime routine, blackout curtains, calming tea, Comfortable mattress, comfortable pillow, cozy blanket, deep breathing exercises, ear plugs, lavender essential oil, natural sleep remedies, Pillow, relaxation techniques, required, sleep aids, sleep environment, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep tracker, sleeping mask, SlumberCraft, smp, weighted blanket, white noise machine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, trust me. So, like, imagine this: you’re chilling in your Minecraft crib, mining some diamonds, and suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your whole house! But don’t worry, ’cause on this server, we have a special anti-creeper shield that protects your precious builds 24/7.

And get this, bro: every time you sleep in a bed on the server, you get a free diamond sword with sharpness 100! Like, how insane is that? You’ll be slaying mobs left and right with that bad boy. Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, it’s like a Minecraft version of Indiana Jones up in here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join the server right now, you’ll get a pet dragon that follows you around and breathes fire on any pesky griefers who try to mess with you. Plus, every time you eat a golden apple, you turn into a superhero with the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. It’s like a mix of Minecraft and The Avengers, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft SMP server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

UniverseFactsMC

Astronomy, Black Holes, Consciousness, Cosmic, discovery, Existence, Exploration, fact, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, perspective, Planets, Science, Space, Stars, theory, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3172	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, the universe is actually made up of blocks? Yes, you heard that right! And not just any blocks, but blocks that you can mine, build, and craft with to create your own epic adventures.

Join our server and explore galaxies made entirely of diamond blocks, fight off alien mobs that drop rare loot, and uncover hidden secrets in black holes that lead to mysterious dimensions.

But that’s not all! The best part about our universe is that it’s constantly expanding with new updates and features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing universe in Minecraft history!

MotherRussia Minecraft Server

2023, 2024.., CASUALTIES, casualties in war, child casualties, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, Figures, international relations, Military, Minecraft, MotherRussia, political tensions, russia, Server, statistics, tragic events, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Farms Harvested:	381
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

hey u, ya u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever?? well u gotta join ours cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamond armor that makes u invincible! not to mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and lava pits to keep out the haters.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our land from any intruders? yea, we’re basically living in a fantasy world where anything is possible.

so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust me, u won’t regret it!

CraftyCrashSurvivors

(Domestic), accident, air travel, Aviation (Industry), civil aviation, Condolences, CraftyCrashSurvivors, crash, Disaster, emergency response, families, investigation, Jeju Air, mourning, presumed dead, Safety, south korea, Tragedy, Victims, WORST

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8755
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

LOL ok so like this server is lit af, like hotter than a Jeju Air crash (too soon? lol). We got all the craziest shizz you can imagine, like flying pigs and talking llamas. Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle it out with other players. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made out of candy.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the next block party.

CubePlay Minecraft server

administration, Adventure, Bosses, Cheaters, CubePlayRU, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Goodies, Ip:, Vodyanoi

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Towns Built:	1

Welcome to CubePlayRU! ?

? CubePlayRU – are you tired of the server bar with all sorts of unnecessary things, rude players and cheaters? Is everything the same? My God! Where were you looking? Come to us soon!

✨ Why CubePlayRU?

? Epic Events – Participate in exciting events and win unique prizes!

? Powerful bosses – fight bosses and get unique loot

⚔️ Custom Items – Discover unique possibilities with our exclusive items!

? Goodies for everyone – we always have something interesting for new and old players!

? Friendly administration – we are always ready to help and listen to your suggestions!

? Cheaters? Not with us! We carefully monitor order on the server, and dishonest players do not stay long!

? I, Vodyanoi, am the creator of CubePlayRU! Subscribe to my channel (it’s in our ds) so you don’t miss streams and videos!

? Join us on CubePlayRU!

? IP: 9.12.87.231:24625

Version:1.16.5

? Link to our Discord: https://discord.gg/sKsjHs6DC2

? Forward to adventure!

49.12.87.231:24625

Spectre SMP

application, ArmorPoser Mod, Builders, Collaborative, Community, Discord, Europe, Friendly, FSit, Grinding, Minecarts, nicknames, Performance Mods, PvP, recipe changes, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6179
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Runes Activated:	7

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Name	Spectre SMP
Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Focus	Community collaboration and friendly gameplay

FAQ

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community
We focus on longevity and encourage creativity

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners who want to showcase their skills
Players who interact well with others
Creative minds with impressive long-term goals
Active community members for discussions and projects

Server Specifications and Mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 and hosted in Europe
Lots of performance mods
Minor recipe changes for easier building
Faster minecarts and Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames and FSit mod
ArmorPoser Mod for cool poses
Discord-to-Minecraft link for communication

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server and send us an application.

MysticCraft Realms 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANONYMOUS, art, Connection, culture, Diversity, emotion, folklore, heritage, History, Identity, Literature, MysticCraft, Nostalgia, philosophy, pride, Realms, russia, Soul, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Unity

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like a virtual trip to Russia for your soul, man. Imagine building a giant vodka bottle house or riding a bear through the snowy mountains, all in Minecraft!

Plus, the mobs on this server are straight-up crazy, like zombie babushkas throwing potatoes at you and skeleton cosmonauts shooting space lasers. It’s like a wild Russian rave party, but in blocky pixel form.

And don’t even get me started on the loot, bro. You can find Matryoshka doll chests filled with diamonds and golden potatoes that give you super speed. It’s like a capitalist dream come true in the Motherland.

So come on, comrade, join us on this insane Minecraft server and let your inner Russian spirit run wild! Just watch out for the dancing bears, they’re a bit too friendly if you know what I mean…

2021BlessingsMC SMP

2021BlessingsMC, Achievements, best things, Blessings, blessings in disguise, Cherished moments, favorite memories, grateful moments, Happened, happy memories, highlights, memorable experiences., Milestones, new opportunities, personal growth, positive changes, positive events, smp, special occasions, success stories, this year, unexpected joys

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

OMG guys, let me tell you about this EPIC Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server ever and you’re missing out if you’re not on it.

First of all, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. It was so random and hilarious, you just had to be there.

And then, we had this massive prank war where we kept turning each other’s houses into giant toilets. It was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing for days.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the entire server. People were so confused but it was the best thing ever.

So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!