Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | New Chunks Explored: | 635056 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.
But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!
So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8353 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.
With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.
We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.
And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 281 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 84 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
