▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Star Shards Collected:	235	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

MEGAST.MCMCMC.NET

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Towns Built:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	237	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4583
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	188
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	203	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Potions Brewed:	166	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	98	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2001	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5016

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magic Items Found:	4940	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Zombie Dances:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!