| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8330 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 31 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2691 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 2535 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 3673 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
