| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8315 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?
So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and powerful lyrics. He has a unique ability to connect with his audience through his music, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and emotions. Cash has a dedicated following and continues to make a name for himself in the music industry with his authentic sound and heartfelt performances.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 29 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 17 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | New Chunks Explored: | 883541 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 39 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 413924 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
