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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Magical Moments Shared: 26
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Mines Excavated: 3468 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!

    MediocreCraft: Where even the most average players can become famous in the world of blocks!
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a time machine back to the wacky world of the 2000s! Remember when everyone thought wearing socks with sandals was cool? Well, on our server, it’s not just cool, it’s mandatory!

    Join us for epic battles against evil sock monsters, embark on quests to find the lost city of Sandalonia, and compete in the annual Sandal Fashion Show to win fabulous prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where all the coolest players hang out.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most outrageous Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Put on those socks and sandals and join us today!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3007 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Snowflakes Beware

    Crafty Snowflakes Beware
    Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to Make Degenerates Afraid Again!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. Build a castle made entirely of TNT and watch it explode in a glorious display of chaos.

    Our server is home to the craziest players who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world. From building giant statues of themselves to creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join now and let your inner degenerate run wild on our Minecraft server. Remember, if you’re not scaring the other players, you’re not doing it right!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 102

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘FUCK MAHJONG!!’
    Are you tired of boring old Mahjong? Well, say goodbye to those tiles and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste your time matching tiles when you can be building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy mobs? Join us and never look back at Mahjong again!

    Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Legend has it that he once built a giant statue of himself out of diamond blocks just to show off his building skills. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive pink sheep that roams our server, granting wishes to those who can catch it.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a chest at the end containing a stack of enchanted golden apples and a diamond sword with all the best enchantments. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Mahjong forever. Who needs matching tiles when you can be crafting your own adventure in a world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

    Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

    Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

    Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 9
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

    Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

    The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

    Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

    Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 117
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

    Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

    Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
    ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Animals Bred: 76
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

    Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!
    Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

    CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

    Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1905
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 301 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

    Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

    And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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