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| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
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**Welcome to our vulture server version 1.20.2!**
? **Vulture mode** is a cruel world where everyone is for himself. Fight enemies, protect your buildings and get resources by any means necessary!
? **Survival** – build your base, explore dangerous territories, fight mobs and other players. Only the strongest will be able to survive and become leaders!
⚔️ **PvP battles** – want to test your strength? Test your skills in exciting PvP battles where your survival will be at stake!
? **Clans and alliances** – team up with other players, create clans and build empires together or seize other people’s territories!
? **Version 1.20.2** – the newest features, blocks and mechanics are waiting for you on the server. Updates and new features are here!
Join us now and prove that you can survive and dominate the vulture world!
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| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2116 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
"Seeking blockheads for bedrock server hold the sprinkles"
| Server Type | Bedrock Only |
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| Current Players | 5 |
| Features | Similar to Hermit Craft, Shopping District |
| Age Requirement | 13 or older |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | Join our discord server and introduce yourself in the #self-introduction channel. |
| What if I am under 13 years old? | Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 13 or older to play on the server. |
| What is the server’s theme? | The server is similar to Hermit Craft with a focus on community and a shopping district. |
| Do I need any specific Minecraft version to join? | We are a bedrock only server, so you will need to play on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft. |
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: You log onto the server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and villagers break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so epic, it’s like the Matrix meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory on steroids.
So why wait? Join us now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more pixelated chickens.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 6162 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join our server and witness the epic battle between the Bear King and the Chicken Queen as they fight for control of the land. Will you join forces with the Bear King and ride into battle on a giant bear mount? Or will you align yourself with the Chicken Queen and unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Forest, where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon. Build your base in the Bacon Forest and feast like a king every day!
And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of the Nether, where the Pigmen Mafia rule with an iron fist. Will you join their ranks and become a feared mob boss, or will you fight against them and restore peace to the Nether?
So what are you waiting for? Join SeptemBEAR today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those explosive chickens…
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 549 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Looking for a place to escape your dysfunctional family? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity without any judgment. No need to worry about your parents showing up uninvited to ruin the fun – they’re banned from our server!
Join us and build your dream world, free from the drama and toxicity of real life. Who needs a family when you have a community of fellow gamers to support you? Don’t wait, join now and leave your past behind – just like our server owner left his family drama in the dust. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join our server and say goodbye to wasting money on pointless items that do nothing but clutter your inventory. Instead, embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Diamond Bacon” that grants you infinite health and the ability to fly like a majestic pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Chicken Jockey Army” where you can ride into battle on the backs of chicken-mounted warriors as you fight off hordes of evil creepers and zombies.
So why waste your diamonds on boring gear when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in all of Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 5584 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
we have custom plugins that turn every election race into a thrilling minigame where you have to navigate through obstacles and answer trivia questions to secure your victory.
if you join now, you’ll get a special limited edition skin of a politician riding a llama into battle, because why not?!
so come on down to our server and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3088 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 343 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Server Name | Farlands |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Realm |
| Snapshot Version | Latest Minecraft Snapshot |
silence me)Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.
The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.
If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!
The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 42 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.
2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!
3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.
4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!
And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.
So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.