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| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Picture this: Team Rocket trying to steal all the diamonds, Donald Trump Jr building a wall around his base, JD Vance giving motivational speeches to the creepers, and Peanut the squirrel just causing general mayhem wherever he goes.
If you’re looking for a server where you never know what to expect and where the only rule is to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6801 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 214 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us for wild adventures like fighting off zombie hordes with the Teamsters Union, negotiating trades with the Steelworkers Union, and putting out fires with the Firefighters Union. And don’t forget about the epic showdowns with the Border Patrol!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even Donald Trump himself wouldn’t dare to pass a law or policy against us. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 14 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
Join us on our server and witness the epic saga of the great Chinese collapse. Will you be able to survive the chaos and build your own empire in the west? Or will you be crushed by the weight of crumbling civilizations? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive sheep regime and bring peace and funky beats to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest adventure Minecraft has ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for llama-shaped pancakes along the way!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?
And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the pixelated forests of our server, there lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Those who dare to challenge him must answer riddles about Minecraft memes or face being pecked to death!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Creeper Circus, where explosive performances are a daily occurrence. Watch as creepers juggle TNT blocks and perform death-defying stunts that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.
And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and even Enderman sushi. Just be careful not to anger the food vendors, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a poisonous potato prank.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on Mori Calliope, Sesamorp Street for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 3405 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us if you want to feel like a total badass by taking down enemies without actually killing them. Maybe you’ll earn some extra EXP or avoid punishment for being too trigger happy. Plus, who doesn’t love a good challenge?
But if you’re feeling a bit more ruthless, go ahead and unleash your inner assassin by going for the lethal option. Just remember, once those enemies are down, they’re not getting back up to seek revenge.
So come on, join our server and show off your skills in both lethal and non-lethal combat. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the ultimate master of both tactics and rule the Minecraft world with an iron fist (or a gentle touch).
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us and customize your character with vitiligo, choose your pronouns, and even pick between body type A with a pussy or body type B with a dick. And don’t worry, we didn’t forget about the armpit, freckles, and pubes sliders – they’re all there too!
But wait, there’s more! We also offer a wide range of prosthetics for your character to wear, from robot arms to unicorn horns.
So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron wing. Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a feather and a bucket of lava. Will you dare to challenge his rule and claim the throne for yourself?
So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have a good time! Just remember, in this world, the degenerate gamblers hold all the power – so place your bets wisely!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Etho himself hangs out on our server, crafting epic builds and cracking jokes. And don’t even get us started on the last crumby bread that was found in a zombie spawner dungeon – it’s practically legendary!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few bone-chilling surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Hundreds of different commands and unique features.
Unique generation, many warps, custom armor crafts.
Responsive administration, work is being done on the server every day.
Various experience systems, clans, battle of clans.
Many types of cases, magic items.
There are many modes! Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Griefing, Survival (with free donation).
Bank, casino, lucky blocks, transformation into mobs and much, much more!
♥Our IP: play.cubewix.fun
♥Port: 19132
♥Version: Minecraft: 1.0 and higher (ALL VERSIONS)
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Our current weapon banner features the legendary Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams, perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures. Don’t miss out on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses”, where you can earn sweet rewards and show off your building skills.
But that’s not all! We have daily check-in rewards that will make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire, and redeemable codes with Primogems that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is filled with useful links to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the hidden treasure of Notch himself. Let’s dig in!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 156 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 123 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience the joy of being a virtual student, where your GPA doesn’t matter and you can attend school for free while receiving a stipend on top! No need to worry about finding a job after graduation, just focus on building your virtual campus and exploring the freedom of choosing what to do with your time.
Forget dealing with bosses, now your only concern is whether your virtual professor is lazy or incompetent. Enjoy the cozy feeling of being on campus on a cloudy day, wearing a sweater and getting ready to eat a warm virtual lunch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP and embrace the comfiness of higher education in a virtual world where the future is bright and the possibilities are endless!
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
