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| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 211 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2608 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
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| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
☄ There are ☄ on our server
★ New enchantments ( /enchants )
★ New type of armor ( /crafts )
★ Air drops
★ Spheres
★ U/S statistics in the table
★ Privates ( /rg )
★ Shop ( /shop )
★ Buyer ( /seller )
★ Rtp ( /rtp )
★ Donations ( /donate )
★ Donate coins
★ Working mechanisms
★ Ability to mine spawners ( /crafts )
★ Balanced economy
★ Clans ( /clan )
★ PVP Arena ( /warp pvp )
★ Draws for privileges and donation coins
★ Donations for game currency (/free)
☄ We will be glad to see you on our server ☄
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with carrots as weapons. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing diamond armor and dancing to disco music.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying chickens that drop enchanted golden apples instead of eggs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see this, what do? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Picture this: you log onto our server and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes. Our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy plugins that will keep you on your toes at all times. Who knows what you’ll encounter next – maybe a giant chicken boss or a talking tree with a British accent.
But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games that will test your skills and make you laugh until your sides hurt. From parkour races to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good it’ll make you question reality.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding hidden gems before they hit the market. Our server is like a treasure trove of unique opportunities just waiting to be discovered.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pretty German girl who will be your guide through this crazy journey. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Our server is filled with eligible singles who are ready to mine their way into your heart. From charming builders to redstone wizards, you’ll never run out of options for your virtual love life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your real-life player two while you’re at it!
So why settle for being single when you can join our Minecraft server and start crafting your love story today? Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected of places. Join us now and let the blocky romance begin!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can tame any chicken with just a single cluck. Join our SMP and witness the magic as he leads his army of feathered friends into battle against the evil cows and pigs.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground lair filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
