| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 108 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 159 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 106/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But that’s not all that sets us apart. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Llama. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these funky creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Of course, no one has actually managed to do it yet, but that just adds to the mystery and allure.
And if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our custom-built parkour course. Rumor has it that only the most skilled players can make it to the end without rage quitting. But hey, if you do manage to conquer it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that has the power to mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where Liv is THICCC, Disco Llamas roam free, and parkour courses will test your sanity. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 335 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and zoom through a world of mystery and intrigue. Rub elbows with the enigmatic Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and the elusive Barber of La Manchaland Outis as you navigate through this twisted realm.
Looking for a real challenge? Take on the FangHunt Office Fixer Hong Lu and prove your skills in the ultimate showdown. Can you survive the madness and come out on top?
With crazy extractions and mind-bending targets, this server will keep you on your toes and leave you begging for more. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Who knows what awaits you in this insane world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the high life on ours? Join now and start your epic Minecraft journey filled with excitement, danger, and of course, lots of laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold (guarded by a friendly dragon, of course). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary portal to the land of unlimited cake – where calories don’t count and dessert is served 24/7.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest fantasies in our crazy, chaotic world? Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places – like a Minecraft server run by a fembot with a penchant for drama.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
