| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 443 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
