| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
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Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
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Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
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Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
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SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where players rode pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots? Yeah, things get pretty ridiculous around here.
But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “TNT Dodgeball” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead players on a wild goose chase through hidden dungeons and secret passageways.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🎉🎮 #BestServerEver
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 114 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But wait, there’s more! Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. And don’t forget about our Light Cone Banners, like Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have new drip marketing with Sunday and Fugue, both 5-star characters with amazing abilities. And let’s not forget about our redeemable codes for exclusive gifts!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6159 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Ooftroop is a dynamic and energetic musical group known for their captivating performances and unique blend of genres, incorporating elements of funk, hip-hop, and jazz. With infectious grooves and powerful vocals, Ooftroop creates an electrifying atmosphere that keeps audiences moving and grooving. Their innovative sound and energetic stage presence have garnered them a loyal following and critical acclaim in the music industry.
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 93161 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 83 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.
But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.
So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 820964 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.
And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!
Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.
But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!
Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!
And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.
And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1324 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
