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Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WING

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, Minecraft, Music, Noises Sound Effects, Notifications, PALS, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, Smol Bunny Edition, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, Voicepack, worms game

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Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Visit Georgia Minecraft SMP

Adventure, ATTRACTIONS, Beautiful landscapes, Black sea, Caucasus region, explore georgia, Food, georgia, Georgian culture, hidden gems, historic sites, Hospitality, Minecraft, Off the beaten path, SightSeeing, smp, TBILISI, tourism, travel, travel inspiration, vacation, Visit, visit Georgia, wine

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags and head on over to Georgia! Why Georgia, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creeper explosions are actually confetti cannons that celebrate your every move!

But that’s not all – our villagers are trained in the art of interpretive dance, and our llamas are expert hairstylists who will give you the trendiest Minecraft makeovers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep who can bust a move like no other.

So come on down to Georgia, where the grass is always greener and the adventures are always wackier! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Free Speech MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Free Speech MC [1.21.1] – We are a brand new Skyblock server that offers a wide range of custom plugins from Custom Fishing, to Custom Mob bosses to Factories to help improve your skyblock experience. Join today to experience your #1 Skyblock experience, with a welcoming community for all.

play.freespeechmc.net:25581

Target SMP

Community, Events, in-game prizes, join us, Minecraft, Survival, Target SMP, vanilla smp

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Welcome to the Target SMP! We are a small vanilla SMP with a great community. We host new events occasionally, with the chance to win in-game prizes. Don’t miss out! Come join us!

play.targetmc.xyz:30098

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Farming, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, multiplayer, Only, PvP, recommended, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

plqf.vanilla-box.ru

Anon’s Fun Minecraft Server

Anons, Fun, Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wacky Minecraft needs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who love to build, mine, and prank each other in the most hilarious ways possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and tames the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

Money Minecraft SMP Maker

budgeting, cost of living, earnings, financial challenges, financial hardship, financial literacy, financial misconceptions, financial reality, Financial Stability, financial struggles, Financials, income, living expenses, maker, Minecraft, minimum wage, MONEY, monthly income, Paycheck, POVERTY, salary, smp, wages

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the real truth behind how much money she makes! Rumor has it, she’s actually a secret millionaire who funds her lavish lifestyle through selling virtual diamonds in-game. But shh, don’t tell anyone or she might ban you from the server! Plus, we have epic PvP battles, hilarious pranks, and a secret underground base filled with treasure. Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the next Minecraft mogul! Join now and uncover the mysteries of her wealth – it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Stratix SMP

active community, Adventure, building, Community Events, competitive, Cooperative gameplay, Custom Items, Dynamic Economy System, Economy, economy server, Exploration, multiplayer, open world, Player Economy, player interaction, Player Shops, player-driven economy, player-owned territories, pregenerated world, PvP, Roleplaying, Survival, Vanilla

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Welcome to **Stratix SMP** (minecraft 1.21.3)

Embark on an unforgettable journey in the Stratix SMP server, where creativity meets community! With engaging gameplay mechanics, and a thriving player-driven economy, .Stratix offers an experience like no other.

Key Features:

Survival SMP: Explore a pregenerated world, build your empire, and claim your territory. Player Economy: Trade, sell, and grow your wealth with our dynamic economy system. Active Community: Join forces or compete with players in a welcoming and engaging environment. Custom Items: Free and acquirable through gameplay

We are currently in development stage, and we are currently looking for more players who are willing to play on the server! minecraft version: 1.21.3 Server IP: 23.129.100.132 Discord: discord.gg/yhAAC2TVHm

23.129.100.132

WhimsiWoods

Adventure, Community, Features, Minecraft, Server, smp, Survival, tight-knit, WhimsiWoods

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WhimsiWoods is a new Minecraft SMP server that accepts and welcomes all people who would like to join our awesome community.

We are always implementing new features and have a tight knit community that enjoys interacting with one another.

Come join our server today and start your adventure 🙂

play.whimsiwoods.net

Blonde White Women Minecraft Server

BLONDE, blonde women, demonize white men, discrimination, double standards, feminism, feminism movement, gender dynamics, gender equality, immigration, leftist ideologies, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Privilege, protected class, racial bias, Server, Social Issues, societal hierarchy, societal norms, societal standards, Stereotypes, White, white women, Women

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted gear. And rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even befriending a creeper who loves to dance to disco music.

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	482441	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magic Items Found:	7508	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Void Gems Collected:	26
Towns Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	2964
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	451
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Animals Bred:	71
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1589
Mines Excavated:	4710	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6939
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	706293
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	613	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2