💎 | VitalityMC Lifesteal SMP | $450 Player Payouts | Looking For Staff!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

VitalityMC Lifesteal SMP: A New Adventure Awaits! 🎮Step into the world of VitalityMC Lifesteal, a Minecraft server that takes survival gameplay to the next level. Our unique Lifesteal mode rewards you for each player you defeat, turning every victory into a boost for your survival. Explore a world filled with custom enchantments, exclusive rewards, and heart-pounding events. Join our vibrant community for an unforgettable gaming experience where survival is a thrilling adventure. Your survival journey begins now!Features 🌟

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Payouts 💰We’re excited to announce our payout distribution for the top players in our community:

1st place: $200 (67% of $300)2nd place: $70 (23% of $300)3rd place: $30 (10% of $300)

Voting Top Payouts: $300 in store credit

1st place: $200 in store credit (67% of $300)2nd place: $70 in store credit (23% of $300)3rd place: $30 in store credit (10% of $300)

Join Us 📝Ready to start your adventure? Join us today at play.vitalitymc.net and let’s make VitalityMC Lifesteal an even more vibrant place to play! 🎉

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Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	168

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Buildings Constructed:	42
Villages Defended:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ores Mined:	547	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Alliance, bilateral relations, deteriorating partnership, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic rift, Disintegrates, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international community, International cooperation, international relations, lost friend, lost partner, MineCraftMates, political alliances, RIP, Somber, strained ties., U.S. partnership, Ukraine crisis, ukrainians

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Potions Brewed:	41
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

active living, Aging population, Boost, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia prevention, exercise guidelines, Follow-up study, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, long term benefits, lower risk, Memory Loss, mental health, minecrafty, moderate exercise, neurological disorders, physical activity, public health, research findings, vigorous exercise

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Ores Mined:	6617
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7313

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	492	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	115	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Crops Grown:	6663	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	95	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	613
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.