❤️ On our server you can find:❗ Privates❗ Cases❗ Auction❗ Shop❗ Balanced economy❗ Convenient plugins❗ Quests❗ Clans
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 59 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.
So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 622122 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.
And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 68 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?
So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 6303 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.
But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.
⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.
⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.
⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.
⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.
⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.
⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.
⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.
⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!
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| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!
So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.
With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.
We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.
And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
