| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!
4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Picture this: instead of casting your vote in a stuffy old polling station, you can cast your vote by building a giant statue of your favorite candidate out of diamond blocks! And the best part? The winner gets to rule over the entire server with an iron fist (or diamond sword, if that’s more your style).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Abraham Lincoln himself haunts our server, offering sage advice and wisdom to those who seek it. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of George Washington riding a zombie pigman into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for the most outrageous election day special you’ve ever experienced! Who needs real politics when you can have virtual mayhem and chaos instead?
| Players: | 102/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional Enderman who knows how to bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Have a wonderful day, anonymous!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you want to unleash your inner Loki and pull off insane stunts like stealing your dad’s fruit because you think you’re the Sun God destined to end the world. Who needs a plot twist when you can create your own drama in the game?
We’ve got players who will make you question your sanity and alliances that change faster than you can say “creeper”. So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh, come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Picture this: Maya Henry, the queen bee of our server, has a vendetta against Liam Payne for no reason other than her extreme misandry. She orchestrates a series of events that lead to Liam’s in-game character committing suicide, sending shockwaves through the entire community. But don’t worry, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the chaos that awaits you on our server.
So why should you join? Well, where else can you witness such insane plot twists and outrageous storylines unfold right before your eyes? Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to do the floss dance like a pro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of enchanted golden carrots. It’s a bumpy ride, but totally worth it!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with random items that make absolutely no sense. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
But that’s not all – the Mozambicans are rioting because they’ve had enough of being ruled by the same party for 50 years. There have been several deaths in protests confirmed, but don’t worry, our fearless leader Nyusi has asked Lula for help. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will ensue on this server? Join now and be a part of the madness!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Version > 1.9-1.21.1
Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest
¦
Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)
¦
Server advantages:
1. No lags
2. No donation bytes
3. Friendly admins
4. Constant updates
5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)
¦
Survival:
➤ Football (/football)
➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)
➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)
➤ Weapons (/guns)
➤ Transport (/vehicles)
➤ Pets (/pets)
➤ Feelings (/feelings)
➤ Duels (/duel)
➤ Sex (/sex)
➤ Clans (/clan)
➤ Weddings (/marry)
➤ Hookahs (/kalian)
➤ Friends (/friends)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Dance (/dance)
➤ Spit (/spit)
➤ Private (/region)
➤ Tops (/tops)
➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)
➤ Date head database (/headdb)
➤ Skin illumination (/glow)
➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)
➤ Report-System (/report)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)
➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)
➤ King of the Mountains (/king)
➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)
➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)
➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)
➤ Economy (Currency)
➤ Salary (Issued automatically)
➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)
➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)
➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)
➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)
➤ In-game console (/console)
➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)
➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)
➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)
➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)
➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)
¦
Anarchy:
➤ Airdrops
➤ Mystics
➤ Caches
➤ Relics
➤ Spheres
➤ Blocks with private
➤ Items at lvl X
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ Buyer (/seller)
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Shop (/shop)
➤ Quests (/quests)
➤ Whales (/kit)
➤ Free cases with donation (/free)
¦
SkyBlock:
➤ Auction (/ah)
➤ Automine (/warp mine)
➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)
➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)
➤ Menu (/menu)
➤ Shop (/shop)
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 170 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.
Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 50 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!
And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
