| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where the villagers speak in taco recipes instead of words.
Join us at Kamalabros for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a boring old sandbox when you can have a taco-filled, diamond-laying adventure with us? See you there, bros!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare mob that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Want to be the envy of all your friends? Join our server and start collecting those precious diamond eggs!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party the night away. Will you be the one to uncover this hidden gem and become the life of the party?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
But that’s not all! Join us for our Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can dig up some epic loot, or celebrate All Saints’ Wake with us before it ends today! And mark your calendars for our Fall Guys event coming up soon – it’s going to be a blast!
And if you’re looking to meet up with other players, we’ve got you covered. From Femlala-only hypnosis meetups to Garlean election watching parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t miss our Spooky Club meetup featuring X-files and Army of Darkness – it’s sure to be a scream!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself at a shared FATE meetup watching Twin Peaks or discussing character creation at a roleplaying meetup. The possibilities are endless on our server – come join the madness!
| Players: | 105/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 7299 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle so epic, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and memes so dank, they’ll make you question reality.
But be warned, once you join our server, you might find yourself saying things like “I just lost No Nut November to her…” because the excitement is just too much to handle. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 91/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 216 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us on this server and witness the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! From building giant pixel art of your favorite memes to battling a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot, the possibilities are endless. Our animation supervisors will make sure your creations come to life in the most epic way possible, with explosions, sparkles, and maybe even a dancing pig or two.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become a part of The Holy Newborn Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play fetch with emeralds. It’s a world full of surprises and laughter, so come on in and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Once upon a time, a player installed Windows Server 2022 datacenter just to join our SMP. But little did they know, the server greeted them in Esperanto! Chaos ensued as the Jeets (yes, Jeets, not mobs) started taking over the world. It was a wild ride of trying to communicate with the Jeets in Esperanto while also trying to survive in the Minecraft world.
So, if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where Jeets run rampant, then come join us! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in our wacky Minecraft SMP.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief or troll. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in a sky-high arena.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those trumptards who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 136 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 486 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Want to shill your oshi? As long as she does ASMR somewhat regularly, go for it! Even corpo vtubers and lewdtubers are welcome here, as long as they meet the minimum requirements of at least once every other week.
Not sure what kind of ASMR is the best? Well, it depends on your personal preferences, but we’ve got lists of who’s live right now and more to come. And if you want to archive those precious ASMR sessions, we’ve got you covered with guides on how to do it.
Join us and become friends with /tingles/! We also have friends in other threads like /vt/, /vrex/, /vag/, /v4m/, /tsunx/, /shon/, /corpo/, and of course, /asmr/. We’re still on the lookout for more friends, so come join the fun and relaxation on our Minecraft server! (´･ω･`)
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for outrageous shenanigans, insane stories, and a community that’s as chaotic as a pack of zombie pigmen. No limits here, just make sure you follow the site rules (because even we draw the line at griefing). Use Catbox galleries and uploads if needed, because we’re all about sharing the love – and the laughs.
Previous Thread: Snake Edition (yes, we had a whole thread dedicated to snakes – don’t ask). And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our related threads. From /aco/sdg to /vt/vtai, we’ve got it all. So why wait? Join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us for epic moments that will make you stop playing for a while, like when a player accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub party! Or when a group of players tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT and ended up launching themselves into the stratosphere – who needs rockets when you have explosive minecarts?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but feathers and determination. And let’s not forget about the annual Sheep Shearing Race, where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute – it’s shear madness!
So why wait? Join our server today for non-stop laughs, ridiculous adventures, and moments that will make you question why you ever played on those boring servers in the first place. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop playing for a while – but in the best way possible!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
