A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 139 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 41 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4041 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 147 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
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| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
