| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1773 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.
If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Forget about Brock Lesnar, Tom Aspinall is the new great athlete™ monster in town and he’s ready to show off his skills in both the octagon and the squared circle. Join our server now and witness epic battles between players and mobs, with Tom Aspinall as the referee (and occasional participant)!
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can find rare loot and face off against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft SMP with a twist of UFC and WWE madness!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that have happened on our server. One time, a player built a roller coaster that actually took you to the moon! And another time, a group of players formed a secret society of chicken warriors who battled against evil zombie pigs.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, underwater treasure hunts, and even a giant game of hide and seek where the seeker is a giant Ender Dragon. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of wild fun anywhere else.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have in store. Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 71 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us for a chance to witness the legendary Battle of the Black Qbs, where players compete to see who can build the most epic quarterback statue out of obsidian! Rumor has it that the winner will receive a diamond-encrusted helmet and the title of QB King!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on top of giant chickens and battle it out with feathered lances. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging at you!
So why wait? Join our server now for a chance to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on astronauts in space. So if you join, you might just be helping NASA discover the key to surviving on Mars!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me drop this bombshell – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience this once-in-a-lifetime event!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
