| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 6609 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 462 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 219 | New Chunks Explored: | 233493 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8014 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies and collect all the diamonds your heart desires. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers – they’re too busy busting out their best dance moves to bother you!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. From zombies doing the robot to skeletons breakdancing, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Chicken Nugget Sword hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9815 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
| Potions Brewed: | 160 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.
plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 4355 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 100 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6062 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 147 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Votes: | 5254 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!
We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!
Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!
This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 6628 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 5332 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!
So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!
| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1482 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3981 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 9940 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 338 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 224 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 142 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 49 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4121 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 51 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.
and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.
so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2642 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.
So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 7786 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?
Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.
Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7041 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 7644 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?
We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3802 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 31 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 745 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
