| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7043 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 144 | Magic Items Found: | 3171 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6227 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4761 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!
And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!
So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3805 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 67 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies and collect all the diamonds your heart desires. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers – they’re too busy busting out their best dance moves to bother you!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. From zombies doing the robot to skeletons breakdancing, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Chicken Nugget Sword hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6361 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8612 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 222 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.
plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 2235 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5810 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 8695 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!
We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!
Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!
Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!
This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4292 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 746159 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!
So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 6392 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4970 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9314 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2278 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9729 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Farms Harvested: | 211 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1639 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 2688 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 76959 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 4067 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 119 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.
and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.
so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4140 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 663305 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9492 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.
So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4516 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?
Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.
Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2665 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 36 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?
We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 9937 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Enchantments Applied: | 210 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
