Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Potions Brewed: | 22 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!
We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?
So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.
But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.
So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 494 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 92 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.
But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?
So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!
| Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.
If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9555 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
