Well-developed economy, decent anti-cheat, responsive administration and not a stupid donation!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 6678 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 259851 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous skin showing. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, strip down and join the fun!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us and unleash your inner meme master as we laugh in the face of Nijisanji English’s demise. Don’t be a sheep, be a wolf ready to howl at the moon of outrageousness! Build, craft, and conquer with a community of like-minded players who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most hilarious way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being obsequious and hello to a server where the only rule is to have a good time and never take things too seriously. Join us now and let the madness begin! #CertifiedFacts #SinkTheYacht #DownWithNijisanji #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join our server and you might just find yourself on a quest to retrieve the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger from the clutches of the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly creepers. And who knows, you might even find love with a Canadian girl who will sweep you off your blocky feet (literally)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little romance with a girl from the Great White North. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us and become part of the resistance against the evil 4channers who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. With epic battles, secret alliances, and crazy plot twists, this SMP will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that allow you to ride unicorns, shoot rainbows out of your hands, and summon giant chickens to fight by your side. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that all our players are required to wear banana suits while playing. Yes, you heard that right. Banana suits.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and help us defeat the 4channers once and for all! Remember, your days are numbered, 4channers. Mwahaha!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and even become the CEO of your own virtual empire. Our server is a place where dreams come true and where hard work pays off, no matter where you come from.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that race, speech style, or anything else can’t hold you back from achieving greatness in the world of Minecraft! Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 23 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted carrots and explosive chickens. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a village of friendly llamas who are secretly plotting world domination.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more bacon).
So why settle for a snooze-fest when you can join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire).
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
But wait, there’s more! Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and prepare to be amazed by the wildest ride of your life. Encounter strange creatures, solve mind-bending puzzles, and maybe even uncover the secrets of La Manchaland Gregor.
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, how about the chance to extract the elusive target [Rodion] with your trusty E.G.O? Or maybe you’re just in it for the laughs and the chaos that ensues when you mix Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina together.
So, grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and dive into the madness that is our Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you in this twisted world of Limbus Company? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Villages Defended: | 6 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2027 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
🔥 Join us for epic tournaments like Stormy Night, where players battle it out in a world tour event that will leave you on the edge of your seat! Who will emerge victorious in the Team of 3 Open Beta #2? Only time will tell!
📚 Dive into our main wiki for frame data and system mechanics, because in this world, knowledge is power! And don’t forget to check out the Player Glicko-2 ratings to see where you stand among the competition.
🛡️ Need some extra help? Our approved Strive mods like the Potato Mod and Frame Data Display will give you the edge you need to dominate the battlefield.
👑 And for all you Queen Dizzy fans out there, we’ve got a starter guide that will have you ruling the server in no time!
🎸 So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready to rock and roll in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just remember, when you close your lobby, announce it in the thread or face the wrath of the Guilty Gear gods! 🤘
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 896 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
