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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Love Letters Sent: 12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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