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Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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